Guy With 2 Dicks Writes “Lengthy” Tell-All

A little over a year ago, a man calling himself "Double Dick Dude" lit reddit on fire with his AMA, one which still holds the distinction of being one of the Top 5 AMAs of all time. Now he's written a tell-all book, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises, and he chatted with Rolling Stone (link below) on the occasion of the book's release.

A few of the choicest excerpts include him admitting that he had no concept of what the internet was prior to his AMA...

I'm so much more aware of the Internet now. Before my AMA I was not on the Internet besides from a few minor business elements and standard e-mail. After the AMA I realized that there's so much more than just porn sites and hook-up sites. I had honestly never heard of Reddit before my AMA. Now I check Twitter and my Tumblr as much as I can remember to. I check my Reddit inbox every week; it's always full.

He also revealed, shock of shocks, that people on the internet are terrible human beings...

I learned from my AMA that even in 2014 people still have a really tough time grasping individuality and compassion. Besides the goofy jokes and questions people asked, some people were – and have been – absolutely terrible. People are still horribly judgmental about things they don't understand. They are nasty and hold a lot of resentment towards people and things they feel threatened by.

Once he whips out his dicks, his experiences with self-identified "straight" guys has been hilarious...

Sometimes I've surprised them, which didn't always end well. It really depends on the person and how long I've been dating them. During the time when I was all about one-night stands, I'd surprise them. The girls were always difficult. Guys were always game for action, even the guys who identified as straight. I swear if there was a way to document the interaction I've had with men who said they were straight, I'm sure the Kinsey Scale would explode. Something about two dicks has an effect on men, much more than women.

He's also not above comparing himself to Superman...

The best way and easiest way to explain it is like this: If Superman revealed to the world he was Clark Kent, he would never ever be left alone. Anyone he cared for would be scrutinized and a target. Anywhere he went, people would know who he was and have expectations of him. He would have no "alone" time and no freedom. If I went public and on camera, from that moment on I'd be the guy with two dicks, not me. My neighbors would know the guy with two dicks lived next door. The butcher at the grocery store would know, the girl at the drive-thru would probably find out. I'd never be able to do anything the same way again. I'd get asked to take them out and show them to people randomly. That's not a cool idea if you ask me.

It's a pretty interesting read, and if you'd like to find out for yourself, head over to Rolling Stone