Voting Is Over, But You Can Still Jerk Off to These Go-Go Hopefuls

Everyone has at least one friend that pretends not to like go-go boys. They're a dying breed, but there actually is a rare form of homosexual that blatantly squints and shudders when a half-naked man straddles their shoulders and tickles the back of their neck with a flaccid penis at the bar. Leave that friend at home tonight, because nobody wants a shady queen in the audience when Frontiers crowns the Go-Go Boy of the Year.

The West Coast magazine already crowned this year's winner at the Second Annual Go-Go Dancer Appreciation Day Festival (yes, this actually exists), but we beg to differ with the results. We found this last-minute plea video made by Jonny McGovern and participating go-go boy Greg, and we haven't stopped hitting the 'repeat' button since noon. Watch this boy hit the exercise bike and smoke from a pipe before shaking his jelly-filled ass for the camera while peeling off a wrestling singlet (yes, this actually exists).

Other honorable mentions include Colby Melvin, who needs no introduction. We've given you an earful about him plenty of times.

Also—is this the unnamed dude that fucked Duncan Black for Man Royale? JACKPOT! He's so mind-numbingly beautiful, we bet he works at Faultline with Shawn Morales. If you live in the LGay area, please confirm that "Joel" is actually this flawless pornstar, and his single status. We're ready to get him on the next flight to New York.

Check out all the go-go videos online! (FrontiersLA.com)

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