Austin Wilde Is A Straight Cherry-Popping King

It's hard to keep poking fun at Austin Wilde when everything he does is just so perfect. There's a lot of people that hate his cocky attitude and constant rants on Twitter, but you just can't hate a pornstar with a perfect body and a huge cock. He's literally chiseled from stone, and there's things he can do with that two-tone dick that most people only dream of. You can call him an asshole, but that doesn't change the fact that you still secretly want to fuck him.

He's got a first-timer on his Next Door site this week, and it's not the frilly, bullshit Corbin Fisher kind of "breaking in" video—this is a pretty legit straight guy, though we question his supreme ability to take Austin's dick for his "first time." According to himself, Joey Devero has a fiance waiting at home. If we were her, we'd have to wonder why our soon-to-be-hubby has stars tattooed on his torso and a gaping, hairless asshole.

Austin totally dominates every scene he's in, and if you've ever questioned him as a top, you absolutely must see him eat an ass. He needs all the things a proper top needs to get off: a sloppy blowjob and a nice ass buffet. A few minutes after slipping into this straight boy, spitting all over his dick and milking precum out of his cock, we're thinking about getting a giant Austin Wilde poster for the ceiling above our bed.

If you've ever hated Austin Wilde, just watch him pop a straight boy's cherry. We promise you won't anymore. And like us, you definitely won't regret it.

· Watch Austin pop this straight boy's cherry at AustinWilde.com (AustinWilde.com)

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