G:hOle RAW Overload: Our Top 5 ChaosMen Picks

We've been giddy ever since Chaos Men site owner Bryan Ockert admitted he's working on another G:hOle RAW DVD in the latest G:hOle update with Booker and Glenn. We're huge fans of the G:hOle series—the videos are some of the site's finest, and who doesn't love a good hole-in-the-wall fuck?

We're not excited only for a new G:hOle RAW DVD, we're excited because this means there's another 3-4 G:hOle RAW scenes on the way! Could some of the new scenes feature newcomers like Ryan and Carmine? We'd probably lose our shit if Ryan and Carmine did a scene together. Like, seriously lose our shit, you guys.

Queue the fanfare and wave your giant foam fingers in the air, because we're ranking the best G:hOle RAW scenes in anticipation of what's to come. And like everything else we write about, we highly encourage you to try this all at home. Unless you're a Republican senator.

1. Eli and Vander

This decision wasn't difficult. If you're only going to watch one G:hOle scene for the rest of your life, make it this one. There's no fucking contest here.

Eli and Vander are two of our CM favorites. They're both relentless tops and bossy bottoms—a scene starring both of them is a no-brainer, boner-popping bonanza. They start out standing at the urinal, clad in their finest straight-boy attire: basketball shorts and an oversized t-shirt. This is basically how all of our childhood locker room fantasies began.

The hottest moment in Chaos Men history happens next (probably one of the hottest things we've ever seen in porn). Vander has Eli bent over a trash can when they're ready to cum. Eli splooges in Vander's open palm, and Vander pulls out to re-lube his dick with Eli's thick load. Not only does he fuck this boy's cum back into his hole, he pulls out to cum again and plunges his dick back into Eli as its still squirting. This isn't just a pop-it-in, either. These cubs continue to cum-fuck for a couple minutes, and before they're finished, there's more cum dripping out of this hole than we could ever wish for. Damn, these boys know how to put on a show.

2. Kristopher and Micah

They couldn't outdo Eli and Vander's cum-sloppy flip fuck, but Kristopher and Micah are coming in a close second for a number of reasons. Kristopher is a total dreamboat. That huge tattoo on his torso is the kind of bad-boy shit we have wet dreams about, and his tight little body is just perfect for tossing around and fucking like a jackhammer.

This is probably one of the most realistic G:hOle scenes; after all, 'glory hole' porn is supposed to look like it's happening in a bar somewhere, right? This scene is totally happening in a bar somewhere. After fucking around in the bathroom stall, these boys move over to the floor and fuck like a couple of soccer players in the showers after practice. Micah dumps a huge, white load all over Kristopher's ass and makes sure to thrust it back in Kristopher's tight little hole with with his dick and a few fingers. This is definitely the definition of "finger-lickin' good."

3. Booker and Glenn

Check out our full tease here. Glenn is totally adorable, but Booker drags this scene down to the #3 slot for being a complete robot. We wish someone more energetic would have hopped on this gorgeous shaft!

4. Austin and Jamison

Austin is such a studly little pup. He's got the most perfectly pelted hairy chest and his face always lights up with excitement when he's getting down and dirty with the boys. This scene is pretty monotonous until the boys move over to this dirty black mat lying in the middle of the room, which is totally just a "cumshot stage."

Austin bottoms, which we love. Things really don't get fuck-me hot until they flip and Austin starts drilling Jamison, the beefy top that's pretty much controlled the scene until now. Austin was totally typecast as a bottom here, which only amplifies the beauty of the nice, big creampie he gives Jameson. Yum!

5. Isaiah and Tyler

This is another scene that totally looks like it could be happening naturally in public. These are two of CM's more twinky-looking types, so it's only natural for them to be hooking up in a crowded public bathroom. Isaiah is older and a little more muscular, which makes the boring pre-sex blowjob totally submissive and hot. Oh, and his huge cock doesn't hurt either.

There's another G:hOle RAW scene featuring Jake Lyons, but Jake Lyons ruins everything. You can find that one on your own.

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