We absolutely love soldiers. If we had an obnoxious minivan that we used to tote our children around to school functions, we would proudly display a "We Support the Troops" bumper sticker on its backside. We wouldn't tell anyone that we actually do not have kids and the bumper sticker just signified our love of military porn and jerking off to military lip-synch videos.
What's better? Our troops love Prince Harry! More importantly, our troops approve of his recent Vegas sex shenanigans and they're proudly showing it by doing what American soldiers do best—acting like assholes by taking compromising photos of themselves in positions and places that are only hilarious to them. Sweet!
Buzzfeed turned us on to the Facebook group called "Support Prince Harry with a naked salute" and it's just as awful as it sounds. If you can spare to lose a few brain cells, check out the abundance of photos of middle-Americans looking utterly, well, American.
Don't worry, though! We found the hottest ones for you already!
· Check out the page here (Facebook.com)