“New Year, New Me.”

How many times have you heard THAT in 2015? I stopped counting because I’m still hung over from NYE. I think, instead of saying “New Year, New Me” I’ve been saying “New Year, New D”, because it’s so much more fitting (not to mention the D was gotten on New Years’).

But you know what everyone SHOULD be saying instead of “New Year, New Me” or even “New Year, New D”?

New Year, New C.

The C isn’t for cock; get your head out of the gutter.

The C is for ‘Calendar’.

Keeping track of days via smartphone or computer is so…2014. What you need is a calendar of mens. Here are twelve 2015 calendars for you. You can even change them by the month, if you’re the type to get bored, like I am.

Cody Deal

Price: $39.95

If you don’t follow Cody Deal on Instagram, you should. But if you’re not into 6’3, 240-lb bodybuilders, maybe not. But you know what? Do you. It’s 2015.

But I have some news. First, the bad:

Cody is definitely no stranger to showing off his body (or his booty), but this is the first time he’ll be fully nude. Sadly, none of these pics will go online.

The good thing?

10% of the proceeds go to PATH (People Assisting the Homeless) and APLA (AIDS Project Los Angeles).

Purchase the Cody Deal 2015 Calendar Here.

Ben Cohen

Price: $39.95

Ben Cohen has always been a gay ally and an advocate for anti-bullying. Ben’s calendar is always a fan favorite, and so this year will be no different.

Every purchase of this calendar benefits the Ben Cohen Standup Foundation.

Purchase the 2015 Ben Cohen Calendar Here.

Francois Sagat

Price: $31

Just like Ben Cohen, this is certainly not the first Francois Sagat calendar. But this time, Sagat decided to team back up with Exterface Studio and shoot in the Chamonix Mont-Blanc Mountains.

If you like sexual jokes, this calendar is wrapped in wood.

Purchase the 2015 Francois Sagat Calendar Here.

Seth Fornea

Price: $29.95 (includes DVD)

Just like ass is the new abs, ginger is the new blonde. And Seth Fornea has ass, abs, AND is a ginger, complete with bulging muscles and ALL the sex appeal.

So in this bundle, you’ll get 12 months of photos of the 2015 COLT Man. But it also comes in DVD form, and includes behind-the-scenes footage.

Get the 2015 Seth Fornea Calendar Here.

Billy Santoro

Price: $15.69

Not to be outdone by 2015 COLT Man Seth Fornea, Billy Santoro, the 2014 Grabby performer of the year is also putting out his own calendar. The cool thing about Billy’s calendar, though, is that each purchase enters you into a drawing to have dinner with Billy. As in, like, he will fly YOU to Washington D.C. and PAY. Sounds pretty epic.

Purchase Billy Santoro’s 2015 Calendar Here.

Colby Melvin

Price: $14.99

As with most guys on this list, it doesn’t take much to highlight their physiques or their muscles. And so that’s how we get him – varying states of undress, photographed by Shawn Vadella – all the way down to his jockstrap (no nudes, like Cody, though).

If you like previews (because who doesn’t like watching Colby), here you go:

Get the Colby Melvin Calendar Here.

Flava Men

Price: $17.99

In sharp contrast to Seth Fornea’s “Alabaster skin” as described by COLT, Flava Men assembled some of the hottest Black and Latino men for the 2015 calendar, including Taethedoug and Romeo St. James. I’ll take Mr. April and Mr. July.

Get the 2015 Flava Men Calendar Here.

Nashville Grizzlies Rugby Team

Price: $21

Established in 2006, The Nashville Grizzlies Rugby team is a group of ethnically and socially diverse men, age 19-50. They compete both nationally and abroad. Proceeds from the calendar make sure playing rugby is an accessible option for all players, regardless of their financial situation.

Bear lovers, eat your hearts out.

Buy the 2015 Nashville Grizzlies Calendar Here.

Warwick Rowers

Price: $12.99

If you like your men a little less…hirsute, the Warwick Rowers catalog may be for you. The Warwick Rowers – The University of Warwick Boating Club – began the calendar in 2009, and has grown into an international phenomenon. The team is comprised of both gay and straight members, and proceeds from the calendar go to Sport Allies, dedicated to fighting homophobia and transphobia.

Purchase the 2015 Warwick Rowers Calendar Here.

Dan Osborne

Price: $9.99

Dan Osborne is another Brit, famous for being on the TV show “The Only Way is Essex”. And this calendar features 13 images of his chiseled abs, along with tattoos to match. If only the calendar came with an accent.

Get Dan Osborne’s 2015 Calendar Here.

Tails of NYC RescueMen

Price: $15

The Tails of NYC calendar is 12 hot dudes playing with cuddly animals. All you really need to know. But even better, these 12 men RESCUED the animals they’re photographed with.

The calendar raises funds for Pillows for Paws and Grandpa Dave’s Creature Comforts.

Try not to fall in love.

Get the 2015 Pillows For Paws Calendar Here.

Red Hot Calendar

Price: $25

Seth Fornea may have his own calendar, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be Mr. August in the Red Hot Calendar. Along with Seth are 11 other sexy gingers, photographed by Thomas Knight. Proceeds from the calendar go to various anti-bullying charities.

Ginger Fans, eat your heart out.

Buy the 2015 Red Hot Calendar Here.

Which is your favorite? If you could take parts from each calendar – and you can, because it’s 2015, like the calendars say – which would you take?