Who Is Cedric DeWittison?

Well, duckies, it's time for your faithful Fleshbot blogger Cedric DeWittison to walk off into the sunset towards that promised Never Neverland of Retired Porn Bloggers. This is my final blog, the one in which I finally reveal who I am.

Over the past several years as a writer for Gay Fleshbot, first as a fill-in when Brian O'Brien went on vacay, then as your permanent porn hunter, a few times other bloggers and industry folks have wondered, "Who is Cedric DeWittison?" or "Why that name???" Well, as my farewell post, let me tell you who I am:

I am Rex Chandler... who was the first gay porn star Cedric jacked off to at the age of 16, on VHS, in a long lost movie called "View to a Thrill 2: Man with the Golden Rod."

I am Kurt Wild's pretty pink rosebud... because our retired pretty bottom is one of the necessary Desert Island items. Cedric is so crazy for us to come back to porn that he mistakenly announced our un-retirement. Keep dreamin'!

I am red pubic hair...that gloriously rare, wonderful crimson hue that always makes going down all the more fiery.

I am Twincest... which started with the taboo-busting Peters Twins, and then quickly boomed into one of the hottest unexpected gay porn mega-trends. Check out all the twincest posts and photos your hard on desires by clicking here.

I am Tom Faulk...the beautiful 80's surfer who Cedric breathless followed every career move of, becoming his stalkerish obsession.

I am Guys with iPhones... because there can never be enough grainy naked self-portraits of hunky studs.

I am Fleshbot Crush Object Jimmy Clay's curls... which is the single sexiest head of hear in all of gay porn, past, present and future.

I have more personalities than Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle-Vic-Russell.

I am all of gay porn. The beautiful. The ugly. The controversial. The ridiculous. The creepy. The artistic. The famous. The wacky. But always, above all else, sexy as all fuck.

Like all those pornstars before me, I'm retiring from porn blogging. Like all those pornstars before me, I may return. Who knows! As for now, goodnight, darling readers. Goodbye, thank you, and live horny.

(Dab Kleenex. Roll Credits...)