Who Wants To Pack Attack Zac Efron’s Ass?

It wasn't just Jesus who rose yesterday. So did our interest in modern day real life Disney prince Zac Efron. For years we suspected he was some non-anatomical Ken doll, but here's further proof the man who jumpstarted puberty for millions of teenage girls actually might have private parts. He bared his ass.

Granted, while guzzling a glass of O.J. and diddling with his jewels on a hotel balcony in Sydney, Australia, he may not have realized he was flashing his ample buttcheeks to the camera of drooling paparazzi. But at least we know he has an ass, with a crack, and presumably a lickably pink hole. What are his hands doing, by the way? In most of the photos, he's firmly grasping onto his manmeat, even after stripping down. There's only one reason a grown man has his hands on his peen for so long, and it ain't checking for lumps. Is his "Lord" rising, too?

Um. There's only one full naked photo? Puh-lease, paparazzi! The photog miserly clinging onto the remaining nudies needs to stop being a Scrooge McDuck. Where's the full frontal, the bent over shot, and one that isn't blocked by the pesky door? Where's the photo that shows what's busying that lucky left hand?

Which one of you queens will be the first to attack?

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