Meet the Man Who Paints Portraits With His Penis

His real name is Tim Patch, but you can call him Pricasso! (Wocka wocka wocka!) Pricasso has found a novel way to explore his love for painting: do it with his dick. A new video opens the doors to the funhouse of the artist's studio, showing the creation of his work. Prepare to be startled, titillated and completely intrigued.

We've seen this technique before over with the boys at AustinZane. Then there's the dude who sprays paint from his anus. But Pricasso bring a whole new level of whimsy to the act. He understands the inherent silliness of it, and makes no intellectual pretensions about the meaning of his techniques. It's challenging to even begin to delve into the phallus in art theory when Pricasso's paintings include celeb chef Gorden Ramsey slicing up a giant penis, Paris Hilton as the Mona Lisa getting eaten out, Osama Bin Laden with a ginormous cock turned into a toy gun, and George W. Bush getting ass fucked by the Wall Street Bull.

It must be noted that Pricasso is straight, so many of his paintings feature women. (Warning, boys, the video has tits!) But he seems slightly fluid. Near the end of the video, he performs a saucy and raunchy performance art poem about a dream he had when he woke up as a woman. As startling as it is fun, it shows a man completely comfortable with his body and sexual identity. If only the rest of society could find such infectious joy in getting naked.

And you gotta love the guy for naming his house his "Pricastle." Ha-HAH!

· Pricasso (vice.com)