The Greatest (and Most Hilarious) Sex Party Game

It's Friday, that means party-time. And given that the holiday season is upon us, many of us will soon be attending numerous holiday gatherings. Some will rock; some will suck. But no event is so bad that it can't be livened up by a little party game I came up with recently called: Who Would Top Who?

HOW TO PLAY:

The premise is simple enough.
1. Pick a category.
2. Pick two people from that category.
3. Decide which one would top the other one.
4. Describe in specific detail how they would have sex (ie. with two condoms, spit as lube, not even spit as lube, doggie style, on the couch)...sort of like CLUE for horny people. The more descriptive you can be, the more fun the game is for everyone.

What's great is the game can be played in large groups, or in hushed voices in the corner with best friend especially if the category you choose is: PEOPLE AT THIS PARTY

It's not an entirely new concept and I was reminded of the fun of this conversation recently by The Slope Show in "Bottoms Up."

I'll give an example of a recent game in which the category was CELEBRITIES.

My two people: Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds. I think Ryan Reynolds is an overrated pretty boy. Ryan Gosling thinks the same thing, but he likes Reynolds cocky demeanor and the fact that he's tall. They would fuck at the gym; the 24-hour fitness where Gosling hits the weights regularly. Reynolds would preen on the gym floor and keep giving Gosling the eye. Gosling, at only 6'2 to Reyonld's 6'3 definitely has a big 9incher, which he'd demonstrate half hard to Reynolds later in the locker room. Reynolds would feign disinterest as he passed by on the way to the shower, Gosling would follow him in and suprise Reynolds by walking right into the shower stall with him. Reynolds would protest at first, until Gosling kissed him, turned him around and realized his ass was pre-lubed. He'd pound the hell out of him and as he came would shout, "You can't fucking act for shit, pretty boy."

Then he'd go get a protein shake.

See, isn't that fun? Imagine narrating stories for your friends about co-workers at the office party, or with your sister at XXX-mas dinner. Fun to be had.

Happy Holidays everyone!

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[This post is part of Fleshbot's Colby Keller Week.]