This Pornstar’s Beautiful Butt Reinvents Phone Sex

We're 99.9% certain we're going to name Jessie Colter our Bottom of the Year. He's already mastered the ultimate ass-showing technique. Now he gets fucked by a phone. Operator, hold all calls!

It's no secret we're ass men (and dick men and chest men and leg men and muscle men and twink men), but Jessie Colter's rear is a wonder that gets better weekly, like wine, or true love, or the economy. (Wait, strike that last one.) Anyway, Trevor Knight has the right idea, in this Men.com scene called "The Ringing Secretary." Talk about making one's assistant work their ass off!

Who's he calling? Is there a recording of the conversation? Better yet, can we get the direct number? Is "Jessie Colter, Butt of" in the phone book (if anyone still used the phone book)? That number would be busy all night. He better not put us straight to voicemail!

Here's a few other random objects that'd ring our bell if they slid right up there...

Red, White and Blue Popsicle (for a sweeter lick).

A Microphone (to better hear him with, my dear).

Fleshbot Crush Object Jay Robert's Dick (Duh!).

Our Own Dick (photo is rough approximation).

· The Ringing Secretary (men.com)