We’re Seeing Double…Penetrations, That Is!

Snatching up every Eastern Euro hunk isn't enough for porn auteur Kristen Bjorn. Now, he's getting gimmicky. And since the card up his sleeve is a film of wall-to-wall double penetrations, we've totally fallen, hook line and sinker.

The film's called "Double Dipping," an unusually punny title for Bjorn & Co. A glance at the photos, and this flesh flick isn't just about how many actors can star in a film at one time, but how many cocks can be shoved up a man's ass without it turning into Xtreme porn. Countless scenes are being shoved up inside our brains, too, with a 3 hour and 30 minutes run time. It's the frickin' "Gone with the Wind" of double stuffed porn. Intermission comes when you do.

Rammed in there somewhere are well known cocks Arpad Mikos, Francesco D'Macho and 55 other men with colorful Euro names. They'll all be lost in a faceless mash-up of muscles, limbs and, oh, yes, double cocks up single asses. Better to sit back and marvel and this circus act of porn.

Like a Tootsie Roll, how many cocks does it take to get a straight Hungarian bodybuilder to cum? One...two.... Two. It takes two cocks.

· Double Dippers (Kristenbjorn.com)