Watch Porn Legend Jeff Stryker’s Brand New Video Oddity

November 11, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Yes indeedy! After nearly two decades away, gay porn's most famous top has stepped back in front of the camera to release a video that, well, shows that even faded legends can find work after porn. No, it's not a porn; he's a video spokesperson for a Los Angeles bankruptcy attorney. It must be seen to be believed.

We found this surreal gem on Queer Me Now, who got it via blog Kenneth in the (212). In a nominee for Crappiest Website In History, Jeff Stryker strolls out in an oversized suit with Cody the Dog—yes, a dog!—and barks "Cody! Down!" Even the hound knows when Jeff Stryker tells you to go down, you go down. He then launches into an endless pitch for Aragon California Bankruptcy, using the voice of a drunk 1970s gigolo. Smarm oozes from his lips, collecting at Cody's feet. Even the dog can't handle it, quickly getting and dismissing the whole scene with a saunter off and the wag of a tail.

See the weirdness here. (The video auto loads.)

The site even has this laughable photo of Jeff, facing Downtown L.A., arms outstretched, glowing like either God, or an evil zombie demon ready to destroy the city with the electric bolts busting forth from his mighty palms. (Which, if you've ever been to L.A., wouldn't be a bad thing.)

So this is what it's come to for poor Jeff Styker. Now that he hasn't been touring with his lauded stage shows "Jeff Stryker Does Hard Time" and "A Sophisticated Evening with Jeff Stryker," has sued a company who was selling a bootleg version of his dildo, and has been denied a photospread in Playgirl for being too fat, he's had to resort to hawking the wares of a bankruptcy attorney too cheap to build herself a decent website. It's so ludicrous, we seriously doubt it can be real.

It's like the one sad morning we swear we saw Polly Holliday hawking wares on the sidewalk outside a WeHo restaurant. That's the showbiz, kid.

Let's look at Jeff during his halcyon days: