Slutty Costumes to Sex Up Your Halloween

With ladies tramping around the streets wearing sexy this and slutty that every Halloween, why can't the men? Now, they can! There's a whole line of no-effort slutty man costumes that the straights will never wear, but body worshiping gym queens can parade around in and be ogled by every zombie drag queen haunting the bars. Here's a few of our favorites with the expected bad puns.

Slutty Handyman
Pictured above, the slutty handyman makes a traditional boxer brief sexier thanks to the Lederhosen-like suspenders. Despite the expected jokes about powertools, this outfit is certain to be the hit at any party if the dude has the bod to pull it off. This is a plumber's crack we wouldn't mind seeing.

Sexy Cop
Besides the badge and black pleather, nothing about this ridiculous outfit is anything like a cop. Why is the ass mesh? This cop needs to be arrested for indecent exposure. He should be sentenced to one night in our bedroom where he can learn the true meaning of "to protect and to service."

Slutty Vamp
Wear this and be prepared to stake yourself after a night of endless sucking and biting jokes. Nonetheless, the bat covering the crotch is sexy as sin. We hope it flies away before the dawn.

Slutty Fireman
Sure, it's obvious, but the firehose is cheese-tastic. How much does it squirt once it's turned on? Does it get longer for those difficult to reach places? Does it only rescue women or will it put out gay flames? Thank you and good night.

· Candyman's New Sexy Halloween Costumes For Men (homorazzi.com)
· Prick Or Treat (vintagegaymediahistory.blogspot.com)