The Week in Celebrity Butts: James Franco and Jake Shears

Shirtless celebs are all fine and dandy, but we lust for more famous male skin. Enter ongoing gay crush object James Franco and openly gay Scissor Sister Jake Shears, who both give us an up close and personal look at their rear ends.

James Franco's career is less about acting and more about ongoing oddball publicity stunts. His latest is gracing the cover of Flaunt magazine with a giant Technicolor, Cinemascope photo of his bare buttocks. He gots it, he flaunts it, we wants it. With a view this close, our mind is racing with naughty thoughts to up that ass's kissability factor.

We're ashamed to say we missed this, but last May, Jake Shears got a new Nasty Pig jock strap and decided to tweet photos. The former go-go dancer clearly isn't ashamed to show off his body, nor should he be. We've already fantasized about sucking his balls; now we can add his ass to our lick list.

Celebrity butts! Sweeter than the butts of us unknowns.

· Poop Culture / James Franco's Face Does VMAN While His Butt Does Flaunt (ohlalamag.com)
· Scissor Sisters' Jake Shears Tries On Jockstraps, Tweets Naked Photos (unicornbooty.com)