Gay Porn’s Slutty Reality Show Has Fierce Underwater Fucking

Fill a swimming pool with water. Toss in Jimmy Clay and Rick McCoy. Mix well. What do you get? A mindblowing sex scene filmed with an underwater camera that will make you jerk your dick till your palms grow hair. Episode 6 of our favorite porn reality show "So You Think You Can Fuck" has swimming pool sex, plus a bevvy of newly discovered sex positions. Have you ever tried the Key West Potato?

We skipped last week's Episode 5, which has a fun fetish challenge but merely a so-so sex scene. This week's episode, with the mysterious name of "New Jersey Silk Pie," wins on all counts.

The Challenge
Oh, these weekly challenges get us all giddy. SYTYCF has the first scenes in the history of pornography where we're willing to sit through 15 minutes of no sex and little nudity and be highly entertained. This week, the boys pair off and select two cards with terms, like "New Jersey" and "Silk Pie." Put the words together, and you've got the newly created sex position "New Jersey Silk Pie" that the boys have to invent! It's great fun, particularly when Jimmy Clay comes up with the "Key West Potato" with Rick McCoy. The beaming pride in which Jimmy describes creating the new position is like listening to an adorable 10-year-old talk about winning the little league championship. He's too too too de-vine, even if he'll never be able to discuss the ramifications of Occupy Wall Street.

The Sex Scene
Lucky for us, Jimmy and Rick—our two faves—are chosen for this week's sex scene. We've never been one for poolside action, but this fuck session may be one of the best scenes of the year. As soon as the two dive into the pool, the roar of sound from the underwater camera energizes the scene with raw earthy heat. Rick's pale body looks marvelous against Jimmy's tanned body. They trade bjs underwater showing off mad skills in deep-throating and breath-holding.

The best rimjob of the year has Jimmy and his arms of steel hanging from a pullside bar, spreading his legs wide for Rick to eat his hairy hole. Then Jimmy rides Rick's uncut ginger cock as if he being fueled with life. Our one nitpick is that Rick, as much of a scorchingly sexy performer as he is, never gets fully erect. So, some of the camera angles where we don't see penetration, but hear a lot of over-the-top "you bitch" dirty talk, has us wondering if they're really fucking. No matter. The chemistry is there and we'll roll with the fantasy.

Then, a rarity happens. Flip-flopping, Jimmy tosses his bottom shoes away and fucks Rick. Although Jimmy's butt getting pounded is one of current gay porn's most beautiful sights, watching him top is a wonder. For the first time, Rick gets lost in the sex instead of playing up the pornstar role. He still screams out "Make me your bitch" a bit much, but the intensity of his face isn't one that can be easily faked. If Rick can only get a full erection, he could easily be a porn superstah.

The Judging
After wiping up the mess we made on ourselves, it was time for the judging. Jimmy has rightfully become the judges' darling, each of them amazed by this performance, placing him as a top contender. Only Tommy Stone seems to have a stronger soft spot for Rick, saying Rick's on his "hot tamale train." Cute pale redheads gotta stick together, man. We don't really get Scotty B.'s claim that Kevin Crows and Jimmy are a better body match than Rick and Jimmy. Rick and Jimmy's differences are what make them so visually arresting together. We're fans of mixing up sexual expectations. Anyway, the judges (and we) agree: This scene is the hottest in the season so far. Can the boys top themselves? Four more horny episodes to go!

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Final Score
Scotty B.: 10
Jeremy Lucido: Didn't say
Tommy Stone: Almost 10
Jack Shamama: 10
Fleshbot's Very Own Cedric DeWittison: 10

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