Your One-Stop Sex Shop for Straight British Beefcake

Fans of fair-skinned, ruddy-cheeked British boys, rejoice! We stumbled upon a fantastic site that glorifies what it calls "the amorous pursuits of the red-blooded British male." It brings to life our every UK fantasy, from polo-playing royalty to gentile country gentlemen. Welcome to The Full English.

The Big Pic
The amateur site TheFullEnglish.com brings us a lovely variety of very handsome, everyday British men, all of whom claim to be straight. It's name comes from that 1997 Brit comedy about stripping steel workers. Romance is the context here, with all the men being introduced via in depth interviews detailing their backgrounds, dreams and sexual desires. Not only do we want to fuck these boys, we want to date them. A few seconds hearing those melodic British accents and, by jove, we're in love.

Although it's all men, the site seems geared to older heterosexual women. There's no "straight to the fucking" here. The context has us getting intimate with guys' personalities first, then the sex. Gals need to get to know you first.

The few photospreads and videos with couples always have the nubile young buck paired with a much older cougar. One curious video features a 27-year-old model named Richie, who was selected to fuck a 60-year-old, frumpy housewife named Margaret. The video features the fuck session between the two, edited with Richie's very candid thoughts about how he hated screwing this older woman, gritting his teeth and concentrating on the money. Talk about busting the fantasy, but that's the raw honesty all over The Full English.

The Blokes
The delectable selection of men are not ripped professionals ready for their modeling contract and the runway, but are unassuming, regular chaps who delight at getting naked for the camera. Their allure is a fantasy particular to British men. Olivier (immediate left, and on the left side in the main photo above) looks like he stepped out of a Merchant Ivory masterpiece; or, men like Sebastian (top photo, right and final photo below), dressed like the stable boy during the reign of King George.

Men like Richard (top photo, center and directly above on the left) look like they stepped out of a UK Glam Rock band.

The Goodies
Each of the 42 model profiles include an extensive backstory, various photo shoots, and occasionally a video. "Private Photo Album" is a fun feature for you hopeless romantics who need to know a model's real life, like breaking into their private facebook account. You can see the cuties hanging with friends at sports games, drinking at bars, view their real family portraits, even a selection of baby pics! These boys aren't just pretty things to jack off to; they become full-fledged human beings with real lives.

We loved following the morning routine of Jack (left), who literally crawled out of bed prior to this shoot.

The Videos
While the emphasis was on photo spreads, the site's creator recently started to add video interviews to increase traffic. If you're looking for hardcore sex, this isn't your site. The videos are casual interviews with the guys, interspersed with a solo jack-off. Normally, we skip the interview parts of videos, but hearing these British accents and learning about the true characters of these men first make the anticipation of seeing them naked all the more thrilling. That's what we mean by romance. We're wined and dined before getting to desert.

If older, monied men are your cup of tea, check out the companion site MyBestFriendsDad.com, which features authentic looking British daddies. No models here, but regular frumpy, yet distinguished gents who really could be spending weekends taking their teenage kids to a rugby match. If you watched "Mary Poppins" and craved to bag Mr. Banks, you've found your porno paradise.

Whether you've dreamed of dating a mature, seasoned British banker, or a pale, rosy-cheeked young laddie, check out TheFullEnglish.com and MyBestFriendsDad.com. If you're having a bloody bad day, these British babes will buck you up.

· Visit The Full English (thefullenglish.com)