Someone Take Away This Dude’s Razor!

We're fully supportive of a man who manscapes. Keeping the fur trim and tidy heightens the visual and sensual erotic experience. Some dudes, need restraining orders on their clippers and shears. Randy Rock is guilty as charged.

You can tell by his build and thick facial whiskers, Randy is one hirsute hottie. Some screwy studio beauty maker sent him through the gay porn machine and spit out a whole bunch of shaven wackiness.

• Buzzed Mohawk: It certainly is unique in shape, if a bit wacky.
• Perfectly Manicured Beard: Feels so 90s. The successful beard doesn't try so hard to look measured by a ruler.
• Too Fierce Eyebrows: If a razor's not the culprit, mega-twizzers better be indicted.
• Bald Pubes: He's so naturally manly, he didn't the chicken skin of an over grown adolescent.
• No Body Hair At All: Put. Down. The. Razor. Randy. Give us something rough to rub against.

Of course, he's got killer muscles, a butt that doesn't quit, and eyes that piece us to our horny core. Still, Randy could make us pant with lust instead of laughter if he should us his natural leaves, instead of treating his body hair like a topiary plant outside It's a Small World.

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