Colby Keller Makes the Filthiest Set Look Like The Ritz

Earth's only hot hipster, Colby Keller, is the Midas of gay porn. His latest scene looks set in a hideously trashed space undergoing painful renovations. Yet as soon as Colby starts rimming Chris Porter's ass, the dumps turns into a golden palace of sexual riches.

We can't believe we just got around to watching this scene for Raging Stallion's "Stud Fuckers," but boy are we glad we did. This barren floor looks like a tornado burst through, leaving scattered paint, a bare wooden platform, and Colby dressed as a construction worker—jacking off, naturally. Then Chris walks in, because, in magical Pornland, someone always just happens to walk in. Hormones take over, and the duo suck and fuck on that uncomfortable, surely splinter-filled wooden platform. When that gets uncomfortable, they even fuck atop a trash barrel. Geesh, when hormones take over, people will fuck upside down on jagged rocks.

Then the magic happens, as we no longer see the bare, plastered walls, the unsightly iron columns or the filthy paint-filled tarps. Like a shining personality who fills a drab room with sunshine, Colby's steamy hotness and Chris's insatiable bottomness turn a total wasteland into the most eye-catching of pleasure palaces. Colby would do wonders in our bedroom!

· Colby Keller and Chris Porter (rearstable.com)