Mario Lopez is a complex creature. Most people think of him as basically a scarecrow made out of ham, but in fact, his inner life is full of emotional intricacies. This trip Mario took the beach in Malibu recently highlights many of Mario's moods. Let's take a look, shall we?

Elated

Mario is ELATED to hit the water

Fear

Mario lives in constant FEAR of a rogue wave

Steadfast

The wave was coming for Mario, but he remained STEADFAST in his belief that standing still would be his best defense

Regret

Mario was filled with REGRET for his decision to remain steadfast

Acceptance

Mario finally reaches the crucial stage of ACCEPTANCE for his role in the wave's assault on him

Dick Check

Mario performs an essential DICK CHECK post-wave

Huh?

HUH? Did you say something, bro?

Astonished

Mario is ASTONISHED he still has a career that allows him to vacation in Malibu

Flattered

Mario is FLATTERED that this woman recognizes him

Flex

Always remember to FLEX in these pics, bro. You never know where they're going to show up.

Consternation

Mario's smile turns to CONSTERNATION when he realizes that she thinks he's Mark McGrath

Frustrated

Following that fan encounter, a FRUSTRATED Mario attempts to check the time on his boogie board's wrist strap