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‘Jurassic World’ Porn Parody is a Real Thing That’s Really Happening

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It's funny to hear mainstream filmgoers constantly complaining about sequels, reboots, prequels, and the like when fans of the adult industry have been inundated with this kind of thing forever. Now we have to worry about the incoming plague of porn parodies, something that has been obscenely prevalent in straight porn, but thanks to Jurassic Porn and others of its ilk, the plague is now invading gay porn.

According to Kotaku (link below), this literal monstrosity comes to us courtesy of GThai Movie, a gay porn site producing original gay content in Thailand. What precisely possessed them to do a Jurassic World parody, however, remains a mystery. In fact, it looks like they're just sort of basing this parody on the film's trailer rather than the film itself. Let's take a look at some of my favorite moments from the trailer, starting with this title card...

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The exciting what exactly? Man on Man-in-Dinosaur-Costume action? Who's your target audience here, dudes that wanna see dudes fuck a Velociraptor or vice versa? So many questions...

Here's a fun one...

 

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Either they used the worst translator in the entire country or just ran their dialogue through Google Translate. 

 

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Wait, wait, we haven't even gotten to my favorite one yet...

 

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That's great, but it's still not my favorite one...

 

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There it is. Man, the dude on the right really sells it though, doesn't he? 

Via Kotaku


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