Even in Porn, The Gays are Color Coordinated

Even though Anthony Romero and Kevin Crows are riding in on a pair of testosterone-pumped motorbikes between there legs, the homosexual in us gives a girlish squeal of delight. Look, color coordinated jock straps!

With all the emphasis on manliness in porno, sometimes we forget the flaming queen inside who goes (Lady) gaga over fabulous dresses, fierce haircuts and classy interior decor. Darlings, we're proud to note that this Next Door Studios scene is just a wonder of complimentary colors. See, Anthony rides in on a yellow bike with a yellow jock strap, and Kevin rides in on red, wearing red, then they ride each other. it's all so neat and tidy and pretty! Yay! Plus, there's a red stripe on the wall against black.

Wait a sec. These are the colors of the German flag. Looks like we've got a lover of Deutsch in the house! Long juicy wurst to go with this simple and symmetrical color scheme, bitte.

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