I Asked The Yik Yak Community Its Thoughts On Gay Porn

Yik Yak is an anonymous social networking app that allows users within a two mile radius to share thoughts and dreams openly with one another. Since identities are anonymous, app users are assigned an object and color so other posters can keep track of conversation threads. The comments range from "I'm from out of town, where should I go to get a good burger?" to "Give me that tight pussy you dumb bitch." It's super fun. Anyway, in testing the waters of cultivating a possible creative relationship with my community, I threw out this insanely broad but to the point question:

"Hello. I'm writing an article. What are your thoughts on gay porn?"

I couldn't agree more with some of the answers:

"Sexy"

Definitely. 

"It's fucking great. A+"

I can tell this guy is going places. 

"Guy on guys is hot."

Bravo. 

"10/10"

Preach, choir. 

"Only thing I can whack off to. Only shit what's as gay as me."

Slightly less eloquent, but poignant all the same.

Some people felt like being cheeky:

"It's so gay."

Thanks.

"It's for people who enjoy watching gay porn?" 

Got it.

One person had a revelation:

"I'm a girl and I just realized how much gay porn turns me on..."

My kind of woman.

Another person established that he and I will never be friends:

"Depends on the gay porn... After a while, I've found, it gets boring."

Does not compute.

But what did I not see coming? AN ARGUMENT ABOUT SYNTAX. 

We're talking about sweaty, jizzy, dirty, ball slamming butt sex, and the Yik Yak community decided to focus on proper sentence structure! 

First, Acorn makes an unassuming comment:

Paw then jumps in, questioning Acorn's author-i-tay: 

So Acorn clears things up. End of story, right?

"No I mean guys with guys and girls with girls"

NO. As we all know, acorns love a good fight:

"A little reading comprehension goes a long way orange paw"

Snap. So at this point Teepee comes in and is like, your syntax is like the fucking worst, Acorn:

"I'm with orange paw. Your wording made it sound like a guy and girl were having sex"

And then, finally, Lantern ends things by being typical Lantern:

"No acorn, his reading comprehension was fine. You need to work on how to convey what you're trying to say properly."

Moral: Gay porn is cool, but your grammar better be on fucking point in the world of Yik Yak.