Never Forget: Antonio Banderas Loves Showing His Thick Dick

September 23, 2015
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As you may have heard, Antonio Banderas recently enrolled in London's prestigious Central Saint Martins fashion program. If you haven't, I'm going to give you a moment to soak that in. Zorro is shedding his mask for damask in hopes of following in the footsteps of program alums Stella McCartney, Alexander McQueen, and others by getting an intensive education in the art... of glamour ::twirls cape::

What do you think of my new laptop? Having the time of my life at Central Saint Martins. ¿Qué os parece mi nuevo portátil? Disfrutando como un niño en Central St. Martins. #centralsaintmartins #fashion #london #fashion #searching #sketching #sewing #fabrics #patterns #coser #coserycantar
A photo posted by Antonio Banderas (@antoniobanderasoficial) on Sep 8, 2015 at 3:34am PDT

I guess now that the hunk is no longer busy being completely horrified by Melanie Griffith's melting face (it takes a toll) he has time to reevaluate his passions. Of course Antonio is a celebrity, so he won't be sitting in a tiny, miserably uncomfortable chair and writing "NOW WHAT!?" on his graduation cap. According to Central St. Martin's press officer, the actor will be enrolled in “a commercial unit offering a broad range of short courses year round" that will “fit in to his schedule and provide specialist and intensive tuition.”

Choosing fabrics at the Première Vision Show. Best wishes from #Paris. #PremièreVision #parisjetaime #design #fashion #fabrics #parisphoto #instafashion
A photo posted by Antonio Banderas (@antoniobanderasoficial) on Sep 17, 2015 at 9:43am PDT

If the new Antonio ends up taking the fashion world by storm, my fear is that we'll all eventually forget that under his new cow print pants and hovering close to his new extra long Cruella de Vil cigarette that he waves around while screaming "Taffeta, we need more taffeta you dumb bitch!" (or something like that, I'm not in the biz), are huge balls, a thick dick, and a truly glorious bush.

And that is why you are going to engrain these following pictures into your memory. Never. Forget.