Video Of Turkish Oil Wrestling May Incite Horny Gay Pilgrimage To Turkey

Our recent photo essay on homo-play in Turkish Oil Wrestling raised your eyebrows and cocks. If a picture's worth a thousand words, a video's worth a million. Watch in glorious slo-mo as men slip their hands down their pants.

I mean, the entire goal is just to get your hand down another guy's pants. That's it. Presented like a modern day Gladiator showdown, the video brings to life the photos we've been drooling over for years. The video quality is so pristine, we feel we could reach right in and rub those glistening man-tits. Turkish men and school kids crowd around the grassy field with watchful eyes, making us wonder how many are there just for the sport, and how many are secretly popping boners.

Hottest are the slow-mo shots of men reaching deep into their opponent's trousers. Seeing it in motion is like watching porn fantasy become reality. Their nonchalance at needing to touch each others' bits and pieces is something we only dream of in American sports. Can someone please bring this brand of oil wrestling to the states? It's the only way we'd actually tune in to ESPN.

Now if only the videographer could have chosen any other music than a grating German beer song. Not the best mood music, man.

· bustour#4 - gladyatörs by Markuc Dassel (vimeo.com)
· Turkish Oil Wrestlers Love Putting Their Hands Down Their Opponent's Pants (queekclick.com)