Men.com’s ‘Ass Bandit’ Is So Fucking Hot

If I was in an alternate universe where all bandits looked like Connor Maguire and bandits were still called bandits (ahhh so cute) and they didn't carry guns I would totally try to pull off the plot of Men.com's Ass Bandit in real life. The four part series is a cinematic Tour De Fuck involving deceit, lust, crime, dicks, buttholes, and jizz. With a star studded cast (Jack Ridley! Will Braun! Johnny Hazzard! Connor Maguire! Dennis West!) and a plot about as thick as Connor's dick, you'll need to take notes in order to get the story straight. 

Masked burglar Will Braun breaks into Jack Radley's house looking to score some crack money. JK, they don't get that specific, but he is a robber, he does break in, and he does score some grade A crack. This crack belongs to the gorgeous Jack Radley who, upon discovering Will trespassing on his property, promptly makes sure that the masked man trespasses his mouth and asshole. The bandit obviously doesn't mind being taught a lesson because in Part 2 of the series he comes back to the house after finding a note supposedly from Jack. But guess the fuck what?! The note is from Jack's BF, Johnny Hazzard, who saw a surveillance tape of the two men fucking and decided that he wanted some robber D in his B as well. 

Here's where things start to get red hairy. By Part 3 Jack Radley is full blown addicted to getting pounded by robbers, and the horn dog puts out an anonymous tip on the internet for a great house to rob - his. Sexy ginger Connor Maguire is forever searching the web for robbing ideas, and comes over to Jack's house. Although Connor's masked bandit character starts off by swiping a Pier 1 Imports tchotchke and therefore obviously isn't the best at his profession, he does totally luck out because before you know it Jack is reaching for Connor's uncut cock, sucking it before slipping it into his tight hole. Last but not least, in Part 4 of the crime saga the bandit makes a second house call and has sex with Radley's uncle, cutie Dennis West. I think they're going to need a professional cleaner for that house. 

I find the whole series to be incredibly sexy, but am especially in love with Part 3. Jack Radley has an adorable face, and gives the best looks while getting fucked by Connor. It's so hot how badly Jack wants that ginger cock, and Connor's indifference only heightens the plot, which I feel in this particular series accentuates the sex scenes exponentially. I want a robber of my own, dammit!

Here's Connor and Jack in Part 3: 

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