We Don’t Know Which of These Newcomers We Want to Fuck Us First

Every so often we find a new porn stud who really turns our crank. It's a whole different thing to find four of them in the same week. How to choose which one gets our load first?

Shay Michael, the latest discovery of Steve Cruz' Hard Friction, might be good bet. Just look at the look of pleasure/pain that this hung, hairy top is putting on Logan Scott's face. We can't wait until his first movie "Late Night Hit" finally hits the website.

Max Sinclair, the Platonic ideal of a "daddy," isn't necessarily new to Men over 30, but he just started jacking for them in December and he's already graduated on to fucking scenes. He just proves that some things get better with age.

The latest guy from British-dudes-in-suits site Men At Play freaks us out a little bit. His name is Paddy O'Brian. Does that mean he's some sort of distant relative of ours? And if you think he looks hot with his big chest, furry belly, and sock garters, just wait until you hear him speak in his thick Cockney accent. It's sure to get your cockney working overtime.

Finally there is big-dicked You Love Jack discovery Damien Connor. OK, "big-dicked" is underselling it a little. This guy's member is fucking huge. We're talking the size of the national debt huge. It's official, he wins the prize for Most Likely to Fuck Fleshbot for the week.