This Is What Weekends Should Be All About

It's Friday, you don't have work (or school if you're young enough) until Monday. What are you going to do all weekend? Well, we suggest lying around on your couch and masturbating. Is there really any other way?

No, not really. It's winter, don't worry about leaving the house or doing anything productive. Forget about chores and housework and those emails you have to reply to and that stupid party you told your friend you would go to but you don't really want to. No, you just lay there on the couch and work your cock until it's late on Sunday night. Maybe watch some porn, maybe not. Or watch this clip of Perfectlyme doing just what you should be doing. Man, he really has that relaxed, zen weekend jerk off thing down. See, you should be more like him—you'll be a whole lot happier next week.

·25 Year Old Surfer Rubs One Out (xtube.com)