Mr. Man Minute: Ewan’s Butthole, Chi-Raq Dong, and More

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This weekend Jane Got a Gun proves that Natalie Portman has a secret plan to only make one good movie every ten years. You sneaky little vixen. Before you don't see Jane, make sure to check out Ewan McGregor' truly amazing full frontal scene in Velvet Goldmine. You know, the movie where he spreads apart his ass cheeks while his dick flops all over the damn place? Yeah that one. 

In terms of Chi-Raq, I was so busy waiting for Nick Cannon's ass (and it was indeed... All That) that I missed this giant flopping dick thing! Goddamn he could do some damage with that monster! Last on the Mr. Man minute is Da Vinci's Demon, which as we've talked about before, is just a little implied anal away from being soft core gay porn. 

Via Mr. Man