Battle Of The Hunks: Gerard Butler vs. Rufus Sewell

Unless I had a clip of Nick Jonas snowballing with Charlie Hunnam I usually wouldn't dare pit anyone against the A-list ball of manliness Gerard Butler (Side note: the picture of snowballing on Wikipedia looks like January Jones drooling semen into a wanting Jesus, and it's now framed on my mantle). However, the sex appeal of Rufus Sewell could have the ability to transcend the physical attributes of Butler. The gorgeous Rufus is pushing 50 and either he has a chip clip on the back of his neck keeping his skin pulled tight or he's just refusing to age. Also, there's something about a beautiful man who always plays a dick that can really bring out your sexy issues!

This weekend's $140M ticking time bomb Gods of Egypt brings these two boys together as Egyptians and Gods and what the fuck ever. You may have heard of the movie because A) it made the media rounds for casting borderline translucent actors to play Egyptians and B) it's predicted to make $15M at the box office this weekend. The execs at Lionsgate are praying to the Gods that Divergent's Shailene Woodley keeps being barely likable for just a little while longer! 

You can see Gerard Butler's penis and ass in his body of work, but Rufus has only shown his butt. Although he withholds frontal, Rufus is truly devastatingly beautiful and as the eternal bad guy could scare the pants right off of you. This is P.S. I Love You vs. P.S. I Fuck You While Choking You a Little, and only one can be the winner! Here are some visuals to check out before you stuff your ballot.

Gerard Butler

Rufus Sewell

So who's putting a pyramid in your pants?