‘Game of Thrones’ Penis Scenes So Far, Ranked

Game of Thrones Actors Who Show Penis

Since everyone is creaming themselves in anticipation of the season 6 premier of Game of Thrones, set to air April 24th at 9:00 PM on HBO, there's no better time to check out the hottest penis scenes so far. The hit series is known for bringing on the naked actors, including the likes of Finn Jones, Gethin Anthony, and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, but only the few, the proud, have joined the elite Game of Bones club.

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Do you have a favorite Game of Thrones actor? Did you stop watching when sex bomb Pedro Pascal was killed off? Hopefully the show's 6th season will add some inches to this list! 

Game of Thrones Penis Nudity Ranked

5) Kristian Nairn as Hodor

While at first glance it looks like this should be number one on this list, the penis Nairn is sporting is actually a prosthetic. Since it looks like it cost $4, you probably already picked up on that.

4) Will Tudor as Olyvar

Olyvar gets up in between swapping spit with Loras Tyrell AKA Finn Jones (you can see Finn naked HERE). Unfortunately the lighting department was drunk because it's too damn dark to see much. 

3) Simon Lowe as Wine Merchant

Game of Thrones has a way of cutting the sex appeal with some brutality, but Lowe's flopping frontal transcends all.

2) Will Tudor as Olyvar

This is Olyvar post-orgy with none other than Pedro Pascal. 

1) Alfie Allen as Theon Greyjoy

While we all know what happens to Theon Greyjoy's penis, when it was still (SPOILER AHEAD) a part of his bod it was magnificent!