Sexy Gymnasts on Britain’s Got Talent are Mostly Bulge

Gymnast Outfits Show So Much Bulge on Britain's Got Talent

Of all the athletic outfits out there featuring dick and balls, gymnastic pants have got to be the sexiest! At least that's the case with this group of gorgeous gymnasts called 4G featured on the reality series Britain's Got Talent, who stick their dicks in viewers faces while the announcer pretends like we care about handstands. 

While divers and swimmers would be the obvious choice for athletic bulge preference, their Speedos are so damn tight that they compress everything together into one apricot. We need some separation of church and state if we're really going to get help picturing what a dude's packing! I'm assuming that everyone has the option to wear underwear, which is why I have no fucking problem gawking at the bulged-out gymnasts of the world. Remember those Hamm brothers, Paul and Morgan? Yeah, more like Hamm sandwich... extra mayo. And... extra relish. JK I don't know what that means.  

Today's foursome continues the proud tradition of sturdy dick tents as they compete for the hearts of four judges on Britain's Got Talent. The troop receives unanimous praise in the video, and if you look really closely - I mean you really got to keep your eyes peeled - you can see that Simon Cowell is furiously masturbating into his hand. 

And kudos to the judge who goes in for a hug with the guy in the white pants. I hope your bulges touched and that it was magical! 

Via Instinct and YouTube