Spend A Moment Dreaming Up Crazy New Sex Positions With Stéphane Haffner

You know how we used to be obsessed with jocks? Yeah, fuck jocks. Jocks are boring, clumsy, chubby little losers compared to dancers. Just check out these shots of professional dancer Stéphane Haffner from the new issue of Blake Magazine.

This isn't the first time we've dropped our obsession with athletes to go gaga over dancers, and chances are that we'll be back to drooling over Cristiano Ronaldo by Tuesday at the latest. Still, maybe the Porteuguese soccer star can run fast and slow time using the sheer force of his rippling abdominals, but can he do this? Can he sit on a chair using only his chest? We doubt it.

Stéphane Haffner, co-founder of Les Farfadais is a professional dancer, choreographer and acrobat. We guess. Just about every website we could find that mentions him is in French and our French sucks! But the man has an ass like granite, and has the makings to be the most incredible, freakiest bottom that the world has ever seen. Why worry about anything else?

· Stéphane Haffner nous régale de ses "akrobaties" dans Blake (acausedesgarcons.com)