Battle of the Hunks: Calvin Harris Vs. Tom Hiddleston

Since all the jokes regarding Taylor Swift and her men have been taken, and since if I DO say anything Lean Dunham and the Jezebel community will put a tampon through my heart, I'm just going to say that Tay's really talented and is such a great source of inspiration for everyone everywhere. You can't see my face right but it's so contorted my co-worker just thought I was Tori Spelling.

In case you aren't aware, Tay Tay and DJ Calvin Harris just called it quits after around a year of being together. Taylor Swift took the appropriate amount of time to heal, and within the past week has been courting Tom Hiddleston. It looks like everyone's really centered, and that they're going to have a great future together. My left arm just wet numb. 

Juliet and her new Romeo

Calvin Harris made waves when he epically (almost... too epically to be true) bulged out in an Armani underwear photo shoot last summer. Tom Hiddleston, of course, has been making waves in our pants for years, but most recently sent the gay Internet reeling with a brief cock shot in High Rise. On this BATTLE OF THE HUNKS you decide which beau is more beautiful: Calvin Harris or Tom Hiddleston! Pics to get you wet first:

Calvin Harris

Tom Hiddleston