Magic Mike’s Alex Pettyfer Penis Outline Desperation Dance

 

When you're working late at night and your team decide to bring up the past!!! #magicmike #whatwouldyouhype #imissthosedays #littlerusty @hypit

A video posted by Alex Pettyfer (@alexpettyfer) on Jul 14, 2016 at 10:23am PDT

What's the only thing sexier than a has-been douchebag clawing his way into the news with a shameless dance from a movie franchise he got kicked out of? A has-been douchebag clawing his way into the news with a shameless dance from a movie franchise he got kicked out of WITH some visible penis outline in gray sweatpants! Actor Alex Pettyfer recently SPONTANEOUSLY recreated a dance from Magic Mike on his Instagram, and in addition to still having the moves, the gorgeous asshole gives us some visible penis outline in his gray sweatpants! Take note stars: THIS is how you remind people that you're alive. 

To refresh your glass, Alex Pettyfer was the dick-wettingly hot main guy from the original Magic Mike, and for a hot second was branding himself as Hollywood's "bad boy." Ugh. Shit got real when Alex A) Pissed off Channing Tatum and B) pissed off the world with his obnoxious comments in VMAN magazine in 2011. Channing hated him from the get-go, because Alex was a little bitch on the Magic Mike set, and IRL screwed Channing Tatum's friends out of 4 months of rent. Because those things still matter when you're rich and famous I guess.

Since the VMAN interview is almost too good to be true, I want to make sure we cover all of his most infamous ass wipe quotes:

I've heard I've been called a bad boy, or difficult. Maybe that's because I don't take any bullshit.

and

L.A. is growing on me a little bit but it's still a s–t hole. I think it's this insidious pool where nearly everyone lives in fear. Geographically it's fantastic, but socially it's disgusting. I wish they'd run all the cunts out. 

and

I wish I had some interesting stories about living in L.A., but mostly I just do my work and then go home. Being an actor is like being in prison. You go, you serve your time, you try and replicate Johnny Depp's career and then you move to Paris.

Oh, and apparently everyone thought that he had 'Thank You' tattooed on his dick, but Alex cleared that up:

'You know everyone thinks it says "Thank you,'" he said. 'But it says my name, "Alex."' 

Oh HUN! So stupid. So hot. Since 2012's Magic Mike Alex appeared in 2013's Lee Daniels' The Butler before doing Endless Love in 2014 and Elvis & Nixon in 2016. Now he's posting pics from his exposed brick walls office for his app start-up Hypit. Hopefully things only go down from here so Pettyfer will start pulling out all the celeb ho stops!

Via Instagram and Daily Mail