Birthday Boy Toy: Robert De Niro’s 1900 Nude Scene is So Hot

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File under: My type. Robert De Niro has always had swagger for days, but his cockiness was never so sexy as in the Bernardo Bertolucci flick 1900. When you compare this scene of De Niro getting his penis tugged and then reaching over to grab Gérard Depardieu's sack to Michael Pitt's sticky picture dick in The Dreamers and Marlon Brando getting insertive with butter in Last Tango in Paris, I think De Niro is actually the Bertolucci winner!

When we last took at look at this scene - one of the hottest male nude scenes from an A-lister - it was in a Battle of the Hunks and we pitted him against Zac Efron. While vintage De Niro dong didn't win, I still think he has a super sexy bod in 1900, as well as a really, really, really hot package, and head of hair, and bush, and basically if him and a young Gérard Depar-don't-mind-if-I-do hooked up in this flick I WOULD have to seek medical attention for an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Check out the full scene below and some stills in the gallery! How much do you want to be that girl? 

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