Internet Reacts to Man Having Sex with McChicken Sandwich

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Ba-da-ba-da-dah: I'm Fuckin' It

If you're a fan of the McChicken sandwich AND you've always wanted to know what Ronald McDonald does behind closed doors on the regular, today is your lucky day! A video of a man fucking a McChicken sandwich with his big dick went viral this morning, and of course the Internet has some thoughts. The biggest thing I've learned is that if American Pie was called American McChicken, the movie might not have been the runaway hit that it was. Maybe if this guy would have fucked a McDonalds Hot Apple Pie things would be different, but as it stands, the combination of a thrusting dick and a McChicken sandwich is a no go for the general public.

For those of you who aren't fast foodies, the dollar menu McChicken is the jankety version of a real chicken sandwich, and the patty is mostly just beaks and tendons and whatever else goes into the blender, and is joined by shredded lettuce, mayonnaise, and buns. My wish for this day is that the creator of this video would become one of those momentary viral celebrities who gets interviewed on talk shows. If Kathie Lee and Hoda would play a game of "never have I ever" with this guy, I'd know that God really loved me! Here are some of the best Internet reactions, 60% of which are Spongebob related. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH FAST FOOD? 

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