People Are Saying This is Nude Pietro Boselli’s Penis

Do We Have Pietro Boselli Penis On Our Hands?

The world's former sexiest math teacher is a hot commodity these days, and in a recent nude picture shows what looks to many to be his penis! Whether or not this nude picture of Pietro Boselli is just a cockptical illusion is up to you and your imaaaagination.

The most obvious thing I'm getting from this image is that when you're as insanely sexy as Pietro, you don't need to spend a hell of a lot on a photo shoot. I mean, I love me a healthy ass orchid and a good chair railing so I'm 100% on board. SPEAKING OF RAILING, Boselli looks as fuckable as ever while showing off his ripped body, cute face, and just a dash of pubes. Of course, everyone's eyes are going straight to that suspicious lump of flesh hanging exactly at penis height. One thirsty Internet user decided to mess with the levels of the nude Pietro Boselli picture, which helps to give us a better idea of what we're working with. 

After staring at this picture, I've gone from 90% sure to about 10% that this is Pietro's would-be-penis. But I mean, if this isn't his penis, where the hell is the real thing? Last week we got a look at Boselli's visible penis line while he chilled with his equally cute brother, so we know he's got something between those legs. Check out the nude Pietro Boselli pic in the gallery as well as some underwear shots that prove he has male genitalia. For comparison sake.

Via cocktailsandcocktalk