Isaiah Mustafa Traverses New Heights Of Manliness In Latest Old Spice Commercial

This guy is so manly that he makes our panties wet, and we don't wear panties! He stands shirtless saying a line or two in that deep voice, and a pair of cotton panties materializes over our crotch, moistens instantly.

Don't believe us? You clearly have comprehension of the power of pure, unadulterated masculinity. You may think that being a man means "being responsible," "taking care of your family," or some similarly wishy-washy bullshit that your dad probably taught you. Well your dad is a wuss. Being a man means walking on water. Being a man means dragging a circular saw across the island in your kitchen without looking down. Being a man means swan diving off of a mountain into the hot tub that houses your motorcycle while showing off your six pack. Thank you, Old Spice.

· New Old Spice Commercial (youtube.com)