The Gay Archie Character’s Secret Porn Past!

You might have heard but Archie comic are getting their first gay character, Kevin Keller. Like so many reality stars before him, now that he's in the public eye his shocking gay porn past has come to light.

Look at what a dirty cum slut Kevin used to be! He was totally getting blown on a toilet while trying to snowball with some rough trade. This is from a movie called "Cum to Daddy IV: Return to the Orphanage" that was released just three years about by Jughead films. It really burned up the charts. How could anyone forget this hot blond twink?

Haha, just foolin! It's a fake (and a very good one) made by artist, DJ, and all-around awesome guy Michael Magnan. Remember those killer fake porn covers he made for an art exhibit last summer? He made the images for New York writer, drag legend and all-around awesome lady Linda Simpson and her blog My Comrad. It's a great gag, guys, and we only wish that we had thought it up first. There's a few more great images if you follow the link below.

·ARCHIE CARTOON's New Gay Guy Has Shocking Porno Past! (mycomrade.com)