Once, Just Once, We Want The Help To Be This Hot

It is a total porn cliche—the contruction worker, landscaper, delivery boy, pool cleaner, mechanic, or other blue collar professional who decides to take his customer for all he's worth. Why can't this ever happen in reality?

We were struck by this sad reality while watching the latest scene from Colt's "Ripped: No Pain All Gain" where Ty LaBeouf is raking the leaves and next thing you know he's fucking his boss Darin Hawk. To get his money's worth out of his landscaper, Hawk then sits down and lets LaBeouf ride the man's big meat stick. It's a super hot scene, made more so by the filthy dynamic we imagine every time the buzzer rings with our Thai food for dinner. But it's never someone dreamy with big pecs who gives as good as he gets. No, it's always someone unattractive or strange or not at all interested in actually coming inside and stripping their clothes off. How boring! We guess if this was an everyday occurrence though, they wouldn't need to put it on film anyway. At least we can see it in the movies!

·"Ripped: No Pain, All Gain" (coltstudiogroup.com