Wow, We Really Need To Start Paying Attention To Ads

There is a marketing opportunity on almost every flat surface these days. We tune out most of the white noise of advertising, but when they're emblazoned with gorgeous men like Kellan Lutz and Reggie Bush, we pay attention.

For those of you who don't remember, Lutz is one of the hunky guys from that "Twilight" movie that your niece and all your gay friends are swooning over. He is also the newest Calvin Klein underwear model. While we love his body, we have to bitch a bit about the campaign. First of all, the X is totally covering all the good parts. Also, the cut of the underwear isn't showing us anything. How are we supposed to see Kellan's Nutz when they are so badly shaped? Maybe in the next ad.

New Orleans Saints' running back Reggie Bush, who is as ripped as the day is long, is the star of a new Got Milk? campaign. Well, Reggie, after looking at you with your shirt off we have a whole lot of white liquid on our hands, but it certainly didn't come out of a cow. The spot is going to premiere during this little thing on Sunday called the Super Bowl. We've never heard of it, but it looks like it's going to have some great commercials!