Finally, Finally Our Fantasy Of Sleeping With Ken Ryker Might Come True

For those of you who don't remember, this is Falcon god Ken Ryker, perhaps the biggest gay porn star of the '90s. Guess what, you can have sex with him. Actually we all can—for the right price.

We rubbed out our very first load looking at porn while drooling over a picture of a hairy-chested Ryker and his enormous penis in Falcon's "Other Side of Aspen." Ah, the memories. Well, the bad economy has robbed us of many things, but the past is not one of them. Ryker—who retired from porn nearly a decade ago and is now daddylicious at 37—has decided to make the most of it and earn himself some extra cash by taking "private meetings." While it's not a guarantee of sex, we're sure we have some idea what occurs between two consenting adults behind closed doors. Of course these are being set up through David Forest, so you'll pay a pretty penny. So the country may be going to hell in a handbag, but at least we'll get to live out our oldest fantasy. All is good!

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