We Want This Mustache To Give Our Ass Cheeks Beard Burn

Olaf Blecker is obsessed with facial hair and we are obsessed with his photos of facial hair, namely this set of burly dudes with retro 'staches found on Jack magazine's website. We're suddenly having pervy bus driver fantasies.

Don't these guys look like serious blue collar trade right out of the '50s? The porn stache, the greased hair, the muscles, the tattered T-shirts. The only thing they're missing is one of Tom of Finland's signature leather daddy hats and they'd be storming the cobblestones of the Meatpacking District on their way to The Lure. The best thing about these photos is that they're for sale, and just like anything beautiful, erotic, and highbrow, they're not cheap. We're retroactively adding the one at the bottom of this post to our Christmas list, so if any of our generous readers out there would like to buy it for us, we're not going to stop you. If you're too cheap for that, at least click on the link and check out the whole set. It will really give you a brand new appreciation for a hair accessory that people usually find creepy or gross.

· Olaf Blecker for Jack Magazine (jackcompany.com)