Phantasy

"Look at this dick bros…I NEED some fuckin action!!!!!" These words scroll across the first few seconds of this very hot jerk off clip, and damn it if they don't come close to ruining the whole thing!

Seriously, Xtube users need to save the boring txt mssgs for the video descriptions. Without those bizarre opening credits we were free to imagine this cutie however we pleased. With his bountiful scruff, rectangular glasses and black underwear, we had kind of pictured bOverdose as a cute, smart boyfriend quality alterna-queer. Sadly, that message inspires images of dumb, closeted bros, especially seeing as he used the word "bro" and all. It's not that we have a problem with bros, per sé, it's just that we had this whole fantasy worked out and he had to go and fuck it up. That's okay, though. After all, what would be the point in masturbating if you couldn't pretend that people were more attractive than they really are?

muh winter coat....makes me horny!!