Hey Pervs, Try Watching Kellan Lutz Instead Of Taylor Lautner

"Twilight" star Taylor Lautner is sexy as fuck, has a killer body, and loves to show it off. But he is only 17! Stop trying to go to jail and look at his equally gorgeous costar instead.

This is Kellan Lutz. He is also in "Twilight," he used to be an Abercrombie model, and he is a healthy 23, so this beef is totally guilt-free.

Ogling Lautner makes us feel a little nasty. And not in that good "I just got the shit fucked out of me and my ass is all lubey and the cum is getting crusty on my stomach" nasty, but in that "I'm afraid the police know I've been emailing with PeeWee Herman, and they think I have kiddie porn on my computer" nasty. If we were to touch him in several states, it would be enough to put us in jail. Just thinking about touching him puts us in a state where we want to touch ourselves, but we have to wait until he turns 18. Start the Bottom Countdown Clock, we only have about four months to go! Until then, we'll have to get by on Lutz, who is one dreamy substitute indeed.

And if you really want the state police on your ass, you can always look at Lautner here. We never thought we'd say this, but it might be NSFW!