We’re Just Enjoying The Scenery

Usually we can't take our eyes off the tops and bottoms in porn long enough to notice what else is going on around them. This weekend though, we found ourselves as drawn to the interiors as to, well, the fucking.

First is it was this orgy on the Visconti Triplets' website where they get randy in a yellow and orange room filled with Asian-inspired knickknacks. This whole scene is making us paddy wack, and we wish those dogs would give us a bone!

The brocade couch from Bel Ami's fourgy with Manuel Rios, Matt Phillipe, Alex Orioli, and Colin Reeves would have fit right in on the Visconti set. We want to know where to get one just like it for our apartment. It is tacky fabulous. And if you look in the right corner of the screen, it looks like they have a black and white one too!

But we are really living for this green and silver wallpaper from Men at Play's scene with Jay Roberts and Marco Wilson. It looks like it would fit right in the house of a real housewife of New Jersey or a '70s swinger's party. Do you think if we put that up in our apartment, that guys in suits would want to bend us over the desk too?