Bel Ami Commits Its Latest Pornstar Name Travesty

First it was the not-so-diesel Kurt Diesel then it was the not-very-steeley Jake Steele, and now the studio best known for its sexy Eastern-European twinks has given yet another young stud a horrible misnomer.

This newcomer is Kris Evans. Yes, he is only one "ch" away from the Hollywood actor that is well known in gay circles more for his hot body than his acting abilities. He has been the star of the "Fantastic Four" movies as well as "Cellular" and a bunch of other junk. He has never appeared in a porn, at least that we know of. Sorry Kris, you are very dreamy and your cock is giving us major wood, but you're not up to the caliber of the other Mr. Evans. Maybe you should stick with Zack Ephron?

And what is up with Bel Ami not being able to give anyone a good name lately (Mark Huckleberry? Really?)? The formula is pretty simple, but these guys just seem like they're over thinking it. If they need some help, we're sure our commentors would love a shot at it.

So to recap:

Chris Evans.

Not Chris Evans.

·Kris Evans (belamionline.com)