Probably Some Foreign Dignitary’s Secret Sex Tape

This video reeks of political scandal. The unkempt, stuffy apartment. The pudgy, handsome, married dom. The femme, up-for-anything bottom. The elaborate roleplay. This is what we imagine Portland Mayor Sam Adams and intern Beau Breedlove did on their weekends away.

Tucked away in some overseas urban jungle—Spain? Italy? Perhaps Mykonos?—are two men who locked themselves away for a weekend to unleash all their inner kinks. From the sub-dom fuckfest below, to the Two-bit Tranny roleplay in a video affectionately called "fucking a 50 euro hoor." This video by Joselino (who says he's married) is apparently the grand finale, and it lives up to the epic expectation.

The bottom is strung up in a window for the world outside to see. Why can't we live across the way? All we see from our window is a Middle Eastern woman's weekly wash hanging to dry. Then the bottom is forced onto the bed for some erstaz raping. He's quite the power sub in his orange/yellow/white ensemble from the Euro-version of Forever 21 and his flapper beads.

So sit back and enjoy when xtube gets all Doctor Zhivago in its dramatic sweep, and see what's sure to cause an uproar in the congressional halls of some small, goulash-eating nation.

· say goodby 2 bonito (xtube.com)