Go Back In The Closet… Find Common Household Sex Toys

Like seltzer for upset stomachs or lemon drops for sore throats, when suffering uncontrollable horniness, forget Fleshjacks, penis pumps, electro-sleeves, or vacuum cleaners. Why get pricey and high tech, darlings, when you've a good ol' fashioned hanger and neck tie!

In this tough economy, when your hand isn't enough, and Manhunt's not working out, Latinfriend here starts getting creative. While at first we scoffed (not just at the tres tacky tie pattern), the more we watched, the hotter it looked. This hombre's shaft isn't just hard, it's throbbing, massaged by the tie and teased my the hanger. His cumshot, too, looks mighty intense. The boundless imagination of the human mind in the timeless ejaculatory quest impresses us.

We're going to our closet to try this out. And remember, Christina, NO WIRE HANGERS.

· Pleasure with my tie and Hook (RocketTube.com)